The Tether

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The Tether App

During the night, everyone's phone or other network device has been updated with a new app - The Tether - intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

NAVIGATION

Comments

Luke will absolutely pester Link for sword practice. Calling it now.

[forceguided]

You can use a sword? Oh...so that's why the stick?
More food is good, I'd be really worried if you hadn't gotten more food by now.

Thankfully Link will be up for it! He will gladly poke at you with all the sharp objects

[newmemorywhodis]

Yes

I got the stick because I didn't have a sword

Don't hurt him too badly Link, there aren't any healing fairies in this land afaik

[forceguided]

Cool!

Could you show me some moves, sometime? I was starting to learn, but then... well, my teacher couldn't teach me anymore.

it's all good, he'll just shove food at you afterwards. that'll make it all better, right?

[newmemorywhodis]

Sure

[there's a slight pause before Link replies again, where he has apparently remembered that this 'app' is for finding people to tether with, not sparring partners]

Do you want to tether?

He's not sure that's how it works either....

[forceguided]

Great!

[It might be nice to have a tether that doesn't come with drama from his galaxy attached to it.]

Do I need to go find you another rock first?

[Oops, it's their Thing now apparently. Luke are you a penguin?]

[newmemorywhodis]

Maybe?

I don't know how this works

Do I get you a rock?

[forceguided]

I don't either.

I mean, if you want to?

[newmemorywhodis]

I like looking for things

If you don't want a rock I can find something else

[forceguided]

I think maybe it should be whatever you think is a good idea!

Kind of like a surprise! Because it'll be whatever you felt was the right thing to get!

[newmemorywhodis]

Okay

Give me a few hours to find something

[forceguided]

Alright.

No rush, take your time.