The Tether

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The Tether App

During the night, everyone's phone or other network device has been updated with a new app - The Tether - intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

NAVIGATION

Comments

[noisecomplaint]

We are a family of priests, not bondage warriors!

Our sworn service to our masters is both pure and sacred.

[nutbuckets]

priests!! omg you get religion-play in on it too!!!

super kinky

[noisecomplaint]

Religion-play????

I dare not ask what that is. Cease your vulgarity before frogs pour from your mouth.

[nutbuckets]

yeah! it's kinky sex where you pretend to be a priest and make the person say dirty prayers or something

before frogs
pour from my
mouth?

HAH omg that's perfect

[noisecomplaint]

I WOULD NEVER.

Begone trickster spirit.

[nutbuckets]

what, I'm a trickster spirit now?

[noisecomplaint]

You are either in allegiance with a chaotic god, or a mischievous spirit intent on the destruction of morality.

[nutbuckets]

all I did was say whips were for sex and now I'm a trickster spirit?
you go from 0 to 100 real fast buddy

but maybe I am ;)

[noisecomplaint]

You will not seduce me.

Find another to fall for your fox-tricks.

[nutbuckets]

I ain't trying to seduce you

you're totally not my type at all!

[noisecomplaint]

[Ow??? He swipes angrily through the Tether options until he finds Harley's username so he may judge her picture accordingly.

Pale skin, strong body, pretty smile, blonde hair... Rokuro isn't attracted to women, but it would be dishonest to say Harley is ugly.]

You are not my type either.

I am attracted to intelligence and class.

[nutbuckets]

yeah well
I'm attracted to

[She can't say people who don't go from 0 to 100 in a second, can't say people who wear more clothes, and he's not ugly either. Dammit!]

someone with a sense of humour!

[noisecomplaint]

I have a sense of humour.

You are simply too dim-witted to understand it.

[nutbuckets]

oh yeah?
I'll have you know I have a GREAT sense of humor and if you woulda made a single joke I'd have picked up on it

but you didn't
because you have NO SENSE OF HUMOR

[noisecomplaint]

Perhaps you are the joke.

[nutbuckets]

RUDE