annexedmeme | The Tether

The Tether App

During the night, everyone's phone or other network device has been updated with a new app - The Tether - intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

The Witch

Age: ageless
Gender: female
Interests: three interests
About: 30 words or less

base code by photosynthesis

Tian

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It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

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Gender: character gender
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About: 30 words or less
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NAVIGATION

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I dunno, you just looked like an indoors guy!
the type who likes doing research and stuff
you don't do that in fields of flowers typically

Well excuse me for not having a tan.

hey! I didn't mean it as an insult!

I am perfectly capable of running my own errands.
And if there were any fields of flowers here I might even go and see them.

[Wait. No. That's— can you un-send messages—]

[Too late!]

capable sure, but do you really want to?

omg! I'm gonna find a field of flowers now, just so we can go look together
I'm sure they got a garden or somethin around here