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annexedmeme2022-11-15 12:25 pm
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The Tether
The Tether App
After the raging success of their previous code push, the creators of The Tether have decided to push their app again, an app intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.
Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!
Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:
| The Witch | ||||
| « |  | » | ||
| Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less | ||||
| base code by photosynthesis | ||||
| Tian | ||||
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It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!
NOTE: This meme is game canon.
The Code
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We get along great and you're a ton of fun!
Plus, we're going to be business partners soon, right? Being tethered would make it even easier to work together and coordinate and stuff.
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I can stop feeling like shit and it's with a person I actually like!
oh by the way do you have a location because I found this real cool space
speakin of the business
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I have a couple but I wanna see yours first!
Where is it?
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it's this warehouse lookin place in the electric heart
figured we could deck it out with shiny stuff
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Sounds like we'll have a ton of room to set up seating and catering and stuff.
We could even make it flexible - do stuff in there for non-Tethering purposes, like parties!
What's the outdoor area like?
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yeah it's big, real HUGE, so lotsa room
seemed like it'd be useful to have lotsa room
I still wanna see your spots though
outdoors is a pretty big mess right now
but could be a pretty garden for photos and stuff if we put some work in
and yeah it'd be great for non-tethering stuff too
like RAVE PARTIES
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I found one at the edge of camp, near the mushroom forest? INCREDIBLE view, plus we could probably skim some mushroom dust and charge people extra for samples.
Kinda pricey, though.
We'll have to go through both and see which one's the best fit for what we need.
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we could grab a coffee and go on tour like real businesswomen
wow, I'm businesswoman!
oh man one near the troop'd be cool
a good view is important especially for taking tethering photos, I bet they're like wedding photos
pricey is bad though
you want me to rob a bank or somethin?
I could do that
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Not as hard as it looks, is it?
I'm not going to tell you not to rob a bank.
[Is this app monitored? Probably. Hmm.]
But sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and go a little into debt in order to make a profit.
If the location makes up for the extra cost, then we should be able to pay it back in no time at all!
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I'll have to invest in some sensible pantsuits at this rate!
really? you won't?
[She seems more pleased about that than she probably should be.]
yeah that's true
wow I ain't been in debt for a long time
all that bank robbin, you know?
we could! I believe in us!
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Like, I know a guy who can make a really sharp set of pantsuits, but there's also a shop with some really attractive display suits that I pass by on my way to work every day.
Would be a shame if they went missing, wouldn't it?