The Tether

[modaccount]

The Tether App

After the raging success of their previous code push, the creators of The Tether have decided to push their app again, an app intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

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NAVIGATION

Comments

Questions.

[modaccount]

Commander Shepard | Mass Effect Trilogy

[o7]

	ELLE SHEPARD
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	Age: 28 Gender: F Interests: Traveling through space, kicking ass, and sniper rifles. About: I was once the commander of a highly advanced frigate. Saved the galaxy three times. Was on house arrest for blowing up an entire star system but it was that or lose the entire galaxy. I have a lot of stories.
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

[morganknight]

✔

I hope you don't mind if I'm extremely intrigued by literally everything in this ad.

✔

[nutbuckets]

hey there hot stuff

✔

[doitinthree]

Damn, we have a three-time galaxy saver in the house? You've got me beat.

That wasn't even sarcasm btw, I'm genuinely impressed.

Link | Breath of the Wild

[newmemorywhodis]

	LINK
«		»
	Age: 118?? Gender: Male Interests: Horses. Cooking. Sand seal surfing. About: I fight things.
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

[Has Link bothered to update his profile? No. No he has not.]

[bladebabysitter]

I'm aligned with Heba too, so I can't keep you alive, but if you need some balance I'll provide as best I can.

Dakota "Codi" Perkins | Original Character

[maskedtyrant]

	Codi Perkins
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	Age: 27 Gender: Female Interests: Helping people, Being Successful, Magic About: Superhero, philanthropist, sorceress, cat owner. Looking forward to getting to know you better! Talk over coffee?
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

[ please pretend that she's updated her profile picture, I'm way too lazy to draw a new one ]

check mark

[nutbuckets]

hey
let's tether

Re: Dakota "Codi" Perkins | Original Character

[nitashix]

Ahoy matey! Hope I haven't missed anything. If ye' still got a slot, I do hope ye' could be me tether.

[morganknight]

✔

Hello fellow cat owner.

✔

[jedied]

Hi! This isn't for me, but would you be willing to talk to my

[ she takes a minute to figure out how to describe Kylo before giving up and choosing ]

friend who needs a tether?

He keeps to himself and I'm concerned he won't bother unless it's literally killing him.

✔

[o7]

Hi, Codi. I'm Elle Shepard. Heard from a friend you're good people.

Mikumo Guynemer | Macross Delta

[stargazed]

	Mikumo Guynemer
«		»
	Age: Classified Gender: Female Interests: Singing, swimming, general physical self-improvement. About: A singer from a distant star. I've perhaps left Tethering a little too long, so interested Tians are welcome to message.
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	Heba
	« ✘ ✔ »

Jack O' Skully | Original Character

[nitashix]

	JACK O' SKULLY
«		»
	Age: 19 Gender: Male Interests: Treasure Hunting, Looting, Humming ‘em Chanteys About: Ahoy me hearty! What’d ye say we splice the mainbrace or grab ‘em tons of booties!
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

Ezra Bridger | Star Wars: Rebels

[ezra_of_lothal]

	Ezra Bridger
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	Age:18 Gender:Male Interests:animals, swords, freedom About:Just a boy from Lothal trying to get by in a great big cosmos, and help some people along the way.
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

Rokuro Unno | Brave 10 Spiral

[noisecomplaint]

	Rokuro Unno
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	Age: 26 Gender: Male Interests: Tea, paper folding, board games. About: Master of water and servant of the moon. I do not suffer fools. If you are a charlatan, philanderer, or lay-about you will receive no affection or attention from me. I do not want your tether. I will not give you mine. I will meet you nowhere, and I wish for none of your time.
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

✔

[jedied]

[ Well... that info section seems promising. ]

This isn't for me, but I have a Heba friend who is disinclined toward seeking a tether for himself. Could I ask you to talk to him?

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[forcecalls]

	Kylo Ren
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	Age: 30 Gender: Male Interests: I'm only answering to make this app stop bothering me About: I'll handle this on my own
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	Heba
	« ✘ ✔ »

✔

[noisecomplaint]

If you handle this as well on your own as you did on the battlefield you will not be long for this world, which would be a shame.

Respectfully: GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!!!

Such bullheaded behaviour is unbecoming of a leader.

harley quinn

[nutbuckets]

	Harley Quinn
«		»
	Age: 31 Gender: female Interests: kicking ass, taking names, clubbing About: Former psychiatrist, crime princess, almost married to a presidente, once fought a giant starfish the size of an apartment building, went on cool missions with a bomb in my-
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	Heba
	« ✘ ✔ »

✘

[noisecomplaint]

I remain uninterested.

[bladebabysitter]

	Elma
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	Age: 29 Gender: Female Interests: Xeno culture, combat missions, cats About: I'm a BLADE squad leader on Mira. My body here is a nanomachine construct.
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	Heba
	« ✘ ✔ »

[morganknight]

	Morgan Knight
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	Age: character age Gender: Male Interests: Martial arts, comic books, business About: Everything is martial arts. And everything's a learning experience!
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

✔

[nutbuckets]

what kinda business, handsome?

[nouskaiananki]

	Darth Vader
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	Age: 55 Gender: Male Interests: slicing this app to stop push notifications No No About: No
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

i cannot believe i have to post this but ✔

[jedied]

[ Imagine a long string of curses in Huttese being very loudly thought in the Force. ]

What is the nine kriffing Corellian hells is wrong with your entire family?

I cannot keep both you and your grandson forcibly alive so you'd better work something out.

Rey | Star Wars

[jedied]

	Rey
«		»
	Age:20ish? Gender:female Interests:technology, the Force, flying things About:Just a scavenger and Jedi-in-training doing her best. Not specifically looking for tethers at the moment but willing to help if there's a need.
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

James T Kirk ✦ Star Trek ( aos )

[doitinthree]

	JAMES T. KIRK
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	Age: 30 Gender: Male Interests: Space, Exploration, Coffee About:Starship Captain with an affinity for ending up marooned on hostile planets. If you can guess what the T stands for I'll buy you dinner.
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	HEBA
	« ✘ ✔ »

[newmemorywhodis]

Toren

[did he guess right?]

Hajime Aikawa | Kamen Rider Blade

[chalicejoker]

	Hajime Aikawa
«		»
	Age: 23 Gender: Male Interests: Photography, motorcycles, combat About: Just an average photographer.
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	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

✔

[maskedtyrant]

[Hajime has already captured Codi's interest, so unfortunately for him there is no escape now.]

I didn't realize you were a photographer! That's cool.
What kind of subjects do you prefer?