The Tether

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The Tether App

After the raging success of their previous code push, the creators of The Tether have decided to push their app again, an app intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

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Comments

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[nutbuckets]

what kinda business, handsome?

[morganknight]

The one I started myself? Comic books. Managed to snap up some incredibly talented artists, built it into something great!

[nutbuckets]

whoa, you MAKE comic books?
that is SO COOL
tell me more

[morganknight]

Well, the way I saw it, comic companies are way too heavy-handed on their writers and artists. So long as everyone's on the same page, forcing this or that on them or taking their rights away or anything is just killing the goose that lays the golden egg, right? So Knight Comics provides what they need -- materials, workspace, marketing, publishing -- and everyone gets their fair share of the hard work.

[nutbuckets]

oh man that sounds like a utopia of comicness
I don't draw or nothin but I've always wanted to be IN one
ya know?

[morganknight]

I saw your ad, you got the looks for it at least. Though comic-you might have to wear spandex.

[nutbuckets]

aw shucks thanks handsome

can we compromise on skintight leather?

[morganknight]

Well, that's up to the artists! I did just say I don't meddle in their visions!

[nutbuckets]

well I'll let them decide, whenever you get your own comics company goin around here

[morganknight]

Kinda lacking some seed money, so if I want to fire anything up that's step one. Looks like we're a bit busy trying to defeat The Bad Guys for that, though.

[nutbuckets]

just rob a bank or somethin
boom there's your seed money right there
hell I'll do it for you if you want
this place needs comics

[morganknight]

And feel like my own skills are so weak I couldn't get the money with them normally? I'd never live down the shame. Don't worry, you're pretty inspiring motivation already!

[nutbuckets]

no! wasn't sayin that
just that most people aren't up for a good ol bank robbery but I am so thought I'd offer
really?

[morganknight]

Look, I'm not for a second gonna pretend that a cute girl cheering me on has no effect on me.

[nutbuckets]

aw shucks, you're gonna make me blush!

[morganknight]

I'm not opposed to that. That would also be cute.