The Tether

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The Tether App

After the raging success of their previous code push, the creators of The Tether have decided to push their app again, an app intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

NAVIGATION

Comments

[noisecomplaint]

You look like a geisha who tried to do her makeup blindfolded. Far too much red lip-paint. Who are you trying to attract as your clientele, unwashed Mongols?

If I were truly stuck up I wouldn't deign to speak to you, even in jest.

[nutbuckets]

yeah well you don't look like a geisha at all
you look like a street hooker
the real cheap kind

why DID you speak to me anyway?

[noisecomplaint]

If I were a geisha I would be incredibly successful and highly regarded, for I have skill in dancing, tea ceremony, and conduct myself gracefully.

That I compared you to a geisha at all is a compliment you hardly deserve.

I was interested to see you were still alive.

[nutbuckets]

hah
I'll believe it when I see it

hey what's the use of tea ceremony anyway? I mean I bet I could do it no problem if I wanted to but like
what's the point?

aw shucks well I'm interested to see you're still alive too

[noisecomplaint]

You could not afford me.

To master the tea ceremony requires years of practice. It isn't just a ceremony, it is also an art. By dedicating yourself fully to a simple task, you create an experience that is meditative to perform and beautiful to observe.

Also, a well brewed cup of tea is delicious.

I would bring shame to my entire clan if an opponent as lowly as the Sylphid were to kill me.

[nutbuckets]

ew why would I wanna?
I'd probably get a disease
a stuck up square prude disease

well that sounds boring
but I'll give ya that about the tea being delicious
lemme guess you like the green stuff right?
matcha or whatev

yeah the sylphid are pretty lame right?

[noisecomplaint]

So you are not entirely ignorant. Interesting.

Matcha is the emperor of teas.

The Sylphid are pathetic. I cannot imagine being so weak that I must exist within the body of another to survive, like some kind of maggot or wood worm.

[nutbuckets]

I'm not ignorant at all!
who hasn't had a matcha frappuccino at starbucks

maggots and wood worms is the best way to describe them
you should totally call them that next fight

[noisecomplaint]

What is a Frappucino and who is Starbuck? I know little of your strange foreign customs.

I have already called them that much and worse.

[nutbuckets]

starbucks is a company and a frappuccino is a cold blended drink that's real sweet and nice and has whip cream on top that gets on your nose when you drink it
bomb
drinks

ooh what else? did you call them blindfolded geisha and whores?

[noisecomplaint]

That is an abomination unto matcha. This Starbuck must be stopped. Milk is for infants and calves, and for all your faults I cannot say you resemble a cow.

You are the only person I have ever called a blindfolded geisha. I suppose that makes you special.

[nutbuckets]

what, it's good!
I'm totally gonna buy you a matcha frappuccino sometime
they make them here, you know
you'll understand then

aw shucks, I'm special?

[noisecomplaint]

I do not wish to subject myself to such a travesty. You may keep you adulterated matcha to yourself.

In a manner of speaking.

I have met very few women as loud and tacky as you.

[nutbuckets]

Imma make you though
seriously
we'll meet in person for the first time and I'll bring a matcha frapp and you'll try it and love it
it'll be great

loud and tacky
now there's one I've never heard before

[noisecomplaint]

I will not.

Is that sarcasm?

[He's learning.]

[nutbuckets]

you totally wiiiilllll

and yep, sure is
people're callin me tacky and loud like
ALL the time