The Tether

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The Tether App

After the raging success of their previous code push, the creators of The Tether have decided to push their app again, an app intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

NAVIGATION

Comments

[jedied]

Really?

Who are you tethering with, then?

[forcecalls]

My grandfather.

[Obviously? Also, look, this is why he's actually had reasons for delaying this long enough to prove the tether sickness is a real thing.]

If tethering is necessary for me, then it will be for both of us. I just need to convince him.

[jedied]

[ Imagine the verbal equivalent of a keysmash here. That's the noise Rey makes before flinging herself face first onto her bed and screaming into a pillow about it.

What a bunch of assholes.]

Fine.

Fine.

I don't even care anymore, just work it out. Obviously I don't want him dead either and that is a sentence I never thought I would type about Darth Vader but HERE WE ARE.

[forcecalls]

[Look, he didn't hear that reaction but he FELT IT.]

What else did you expect, Rey? You had reasons for choosing my uncle. I have reasons for choosing my grandfather.

[jedied]

It's a reasonable solution that I can't fairly object to.

[ That doesn't mean she feels great about it. It seems like a bad idea. But Vader isn't the man she'd expected him to be. Maybe it'll be fine. ]

Are you okay right now? Do you need anything?

[ Yes, she's going to fuss over him. Angrily. ]

[forcecalls]

[The switch over to just asking how he's doing is a little jarring.]

I'm alright. I'm just in my apartment right now.

[So no real chance of him getting dizzy and passing out anywhere unfortunate, at least.]

[jedied]

[ This entire conversation has been out of concern for you, Kylo. Try to keep up.

And pardon her if she needs to see you for herself before she can stop being unreasonably worried.

There's a knock on the door after a few minutes of suspicious silence from the app. ]

[forcecalls]

[Between the concern and the silence, he isn't too surprised when she does show up at his door.

As he opens the door, he looks exhausted more than anything else. He's far from being deathly ill, but it's also immediately apparent that he isn't at his best.]

[jedied]

[ She looks faintly exasperated, but her expression softens a touch when she sees him. ]

You could've said you had a plan.

You could've even told me what the plan was. I would've listened.

[forcecalls]

[Even opening the door to that largely frustrated greeting, he's glad to see her. Though her assertion is met with a skeptically raised brow.]

You would have tried to talk me out of it.

[jedied]

Yes, and I would have conceded that it's not the worst idea, like I'm doing now.

[ She looks him over and huffs a small frustrated sigh. ]

Let me in. I'm staying until you're tethered just in case you get any more terrible ideas.