The Tether

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The Tether App

During the night, everyone's phone or other network device has been updated with a new app - The Tether - intended for helping new arrivals find Tethers.

Unfortunately for those who don't want to participate, the prompt for the application will keep popping up on their screen until they fill out the mandatory fields and post their profile. If you don't want to participate, it might be best to fill in the blanks with prank answers!

Once posted, the app creates a profile that looks like this:

	The Witch
«		»
	Age: ageless Gender: female Interests: three interests About: 30 words or less
	base code by photosynthesis
	Tian
	« ✘ ✔ »

It is a simple swiping type app like many dating apps, swipe left to ignore a profile, swipe right to initiate an instant messenger conversation with the person in question on the app's proprietary chat program, complete with emojis!

NOTE: This meme is game canon.

The Code

<br><center><table style="width:300px;"><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; text-transform:uppercase; color:#102651; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px; background-color:#ffffff; border-top-right-radius:50px; border-top-left-radius:50px;"><b>***CHARACTER NAME***</b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color:#102651;">«</td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; padding:20px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><img src="IMAGE - 300 PX OR LESS" style="border-radius:20px;"><br> </td> <td style="font-size:70px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#102651;">»</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><span style="color:#102651;"><b>Age:</b> character age</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Gender:</b> character gender</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>Interests:</b> three interests</span> <span style="color:#102651;"><b>About:</b> 30 words or less</span> </td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="text-align:right; font-size:10px; background-color:#ffffff;"><font color="#102651">base code by</font> <a href="http://photosynthesis.dreamwidth.org/" style="color:#102651;">photosynthesis</td></tr> <raw-code><tr style="border-bottom:1px dashed #102651;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#ffffff;font:24px Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; color:#102651; text-align:center;">PLANETARY ALIGNMENT</td> <td><td></tr><tr><td></td> <td style="border-bottom-right-radius:50px; border-bottom-left-radius:50px; background-color:#ffffff; text-align:center;"><table style="width:100%; font:30px Verdana;"><tr><td style="text-align:left;"> <span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">« ✘</span></td> <td style="text-align:right;"><span style="text-decoration:none; color:#102651;">✔ »</span></td></tr> </table></td> <td></td></table></raw-code></center>

NAVIGATION

Comments

[noisecomplaint]

To keep my clothing attached to my body. The straps may also be used to bind, if absolutely necessary.

[Considering Rokuro spends a lot of time with ninja, most of whom wear leather, and one of which is blonde and wears a corset, Harley's attire is not all unusual.]

Leather has fire-proofing qualities. It is a sensible choice for a protective garment. As is a corset. I have heard the steel inside is vital in protecting organs and offering 'support' to ones body.

I do not believe sparkle has a tactical advantage, unless one counts distracting those who are easily distracted.

[nutbuckets]

cool
bondage straps

yeah it's a good outfit for a mission

sparkle's totally got distraction points, though I mean, that's why I don't wear sparkles on a mission

[noisecomplaint]

What is 'bondage'?

Fair enough. Distracting oneself is dangerous.

[nutbuckets]

kinky sex where you tie someone up and sometimes whip em and stuff

hey! I don't distract MYSELF

[noisecomplaint]

Whips are for whipping, they are not for sex! Correct yourself and your filthy assumptions. You will displease the gods.

You are distracting ME from accomplishing anything worthwhile!

[nutbuckets]

whips are toooootally for sex
like a billion people agree with me you know
they're mostly for kinky things, no one fights with a whip
except maybe a circus performer
(not that I can complain about that)

but yeah whips are UNEQUIVOCALLY for sex

so are you some kind of bondage warrior then? that's hot

[noisecomplaint]

WHIPS ARE NOT FOR SEX. I use my whip in service of my master, as does my brother for his master. Whips are weapons, and should not be wielded lightly.

I am a warrior of water, not of 'bondage'. You should be punished for your insolence.

[nutbuckets]

WHIPS ARE TOTALLY FOR SEX

wait you use your whip in service of your master and your brother has a master too?

oh my god it's a whole family of bondage warriors!

is kinky sex like some kind of family tradition for you?

[noisecomplaint]

We are a family of priests, not bondage warriors!

Our sworn service to our masters is both pure and sacred.

[nutbuckets]

priests!! omg you get religion-play in on it too!!!

super kinky

[noisecomplaint]

Religion-play????

I dare not ask what that is. Cease your vulgarity before frogs pour from your mouth.

[nutbuckets]

yeah! it's kinky sex where you pretend to be a priest and make the person say dirty prayers or something

before frogs
pour from my
mouth?

HAH omg that's perfect

[noisecomplaint]

I WOULD NEVER.

Begone trickster spirit.

[nutbuckets]

what, I'm a trickster spirit now?

[noisecomplaint]

You are either in allegiance with a chaotic god, or a mischievous spirit intent on the destruction of morality.

[nutbuckets]

all I did was say whips were for sex and now I'm a trickster spirit?
you go from 0 to 100 real fast buddy

but maybe I am ;)

[noisecomplaint]

You will not seduce me.

Find another to fall for your fox-tricks.

[nutbuckets]

I ain't trying to seduce you

you're totally not my type at all!

[noisecomplaint]

[Ow??? He swipes angrily through the Tether options until he finds Harley's username so he may judge her picture accordingly.

Pale skin, strong body, pretty smile, blonde hair... Rokuro isn't attracted to women, but it would be dishonest to say Harley is ugly.]

You are not my type either.

I am attracted to intelligence and class.

[nutbuckets]

yeah well
I'm attracted to

[She can't say people who don't go from 0 to 100 in a second, can't say people who wear more clothes, and he's not ugly either. Dammit!]

someone with a sense of humour!

[noisecomplaint]

I have a sense of humour.

You are simply too dim-witted to understand it.

[nutbuckets]

oh yeah?
I'll have you know I have a GREAT sense of humor and if you woulda made a single joke I'd have picked up on it

but you didn't
because you have NO SENSE OF HUMOR

[noisecomplaint]

Perhaps you are the joke.

[nutbuckets]

RUDE